February 2011
34 posts
Enjoying alone time. :)
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January 2011
43 posts
Woman are crazy.
Men are pigs.
They see me rolling. They hating
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Why do old ladies chew gum so aggressively?
I have never written a "killyaself" post but...
If you are a grown ass woman and your boyfriend has cornrows killyaself
Wait.... My 4 year old has fresh manicure
And I do not. That. Ain’t. Right.
Anonymous asked: What's wrong with being pregnant?
fleuryrosenails:
Since i am dating one of the MNWKA catalogue babes (Muaha!), we have TONS of their clothes laying around. I have seen a few really amazing MNWKA manicures, so i tried to do mine a little different…
Inspired by the leggings! I have white but i REALLY want black ;)
Hallelujah!!
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Blood Rose Nails: Hello everyone! Unfortunately i... →
fleuryrosenails:
Lol @ Nick Canon mustache
I never ever ever ever ever
Want to be pregnant again. Somebody take my uterus and fly that shit into the universe on the other side of the universe parallel to ours.
thechocolatebrigade:
Nothing hurts more than hearing a parent say they never wanted you and that they hate their lives because they’re stuck with you.
Heartwarming shit over at my household.
My kids get on my nerves every single day. I’ve seen more shit, and snot than you can imagine but I know they are the best thing that ever happened to me. I love them MADLY!
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Every time. I send a sext
I panic that I have accidentally sent it to my Mom or my boss
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Nothing inspires me to clean more than episode of...
Gottdamn, these mofos is nasty!!!
If I ever had an opportunity to sleep with a...
simplydop3:
lionofbedstuy:
I’m doing everything in my power to get her pregnant.
Holes in a condom? What fucking condom?
I’ll eat whatever food to make my sperm as quick and strong as possible. You think a shot of steroids into the testes might help?
Gigolo status. For real.
Hopefully, I’d get that call after the first missed period and I can do the Chappelle dance.
Here you go
Gold...
New year. Same dick.